our world is kind of awful
No. Our world is great. For every one person that plants a bomb, you have hundreds more running a marathon. For every one person that makes a joke about the dead and dying, you have thousands more donating blood, offering prayers, and volunteering their time. Things like this are the fault of single individuals who make violent, loud statements. We just have to make sure that the statements of the good are louder.
Tracks
Motivational cows for you if you are feeling down.
My mom pissed herself laughing.
I think you mean Moo-tivational cows
this is a legit and approved post
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
(Source: hellanne)
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
(Source: bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face)
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency
(Source: poyzn)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
Yes
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.
FUCKING THANK YOU
(Source: dodsrike)
Sleeping Beauties
When animals are asleep, they are at their most vulnerable; even the most dangerous predator can look beautiful & gentle while sleeping. When in the land of dreams, all creatures are equals in this world. We are all Sleeping Beauties, just like the creatures in these beautiful sleeping animal pictures.
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
(Source: joydivsion)
The fandoms of Tumblr join together to discuss the Sherlock predicament
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Doctor Who:
Guys, we need to do something about Sherlock.
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Homestuck:
What? What's wrong?
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Doctor Who:
They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.
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Homestuck:
But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!
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Doctor Who:
I know. But look at them!
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Sherlock:
Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.
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Doctor Who:
As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.
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Supernatural:
Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.
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Sherlock:
I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.
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Avengers:
What's going on here?
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Hunger Games:
Should we kill it?
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Doctor Who:
No, that's not what I meant! I meant--
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Harry Potter:
Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?
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Merlin:
Guys, just calm down--
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Star Trek:
WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?
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Sherlock:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
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Doctor Who:
I. AM. TALKING!!
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Everyone:
...
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Doctor Who:
Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?
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Hannibal:
Would anyone care for a nice meal?
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Doctor Who:
Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?
(Source: mydearmilo)
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so?
Silent moment of realisation HOLY SHIT
